April 2013
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January 2013
2 posts
August 2012
2 posts
July 2012
2 posts
June 2012
4 posts
April 2012
2 posts
been sun drunk for four days in a row and I want more more more.
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March 2012
4 posts
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decided to quit smoking cigarettes.. i’m two days in and don’t really care so far. good start. i’d like to live to be real old and have fun every day until then and cigarettes aren’t really gonna help me achieve that!
February 2012
7 posts
New York Magazine's List of Other "Seinfeld"... →
inothernews:
George Costanza: “I lie every second of the day. My whole life is a sham!”
Jerry Seinfeld: “You’re going to really see me being a phony, now. I hope you can take this. Maybe you should go in the other room.”
George Costanza: “Just remember. It’s not a lie … if you believe it.”
Jerry Seinfeld: “If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right.”
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I love my fella because when I say ridiculous things like…
me: hey deer, will you help me build a tree branch thingy to hang clothes on???
he says things like…
fella: you bet I will!!! we’ll find some perfect sticks!
January 2012
6 posts
October 2011
3 posts
I hate that I hate it when I see old friends/classmates succeed at something crazy like getting legit jobs, being in a popular band, being married.. etc… I guess I’m just an asshole
September 2011
1 post
August 2011
3 posts
July 2011
9 posts
June 2011
5 posts
tomorrow morning I leave for Idaho for 12 days. I wish I could say I were going on vacation but it’s for work. i’m a personal assistant to a family and they decided to scoop me up and take me with them to their summer home to work for them there. luckily from the photos I’ve seen Idaho appears to be one of the most beautiful places in the country and I doubt I’d ever go...
i miss my dumb manfriend and want him to come home now
